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Friday, January 12, 2007

Power Rangers are not to be trifled with

Don't fuck around with the Power Rangers. Why? Cause you just don't. These little motherfuckers are sadists and they subliminially control your feeble little minds. If you'll all recall, throughout the whole season make changes were made. Racial and sexual.


When this all began they were obeying a dude in a test tube who looks like he could use a little exercise. In addition to that, the Blue, Red rangers were male white guys with their Pink white chick. The Black ranger was black and the Yellow ranger was, obviously, yellow. Then there was the Green ranger who was white and evil. Beyond this, the Green ranger was the only one who was not homosexual, seeing as how he actually felt like nailing the Pink ranger unlike the other dudes who were clearly preparing for a gay end year party.

It goes downhill from here.

Later on the Yellow ranger and the Black ranger switch races and the Black ranger's now asian and the Yellow ranger is african-american. The white Green ranger later becomes the white White ranger. But futher down the white White ranger replaces the yellow Black ranger who later becomes the white Green ranger. For that matter, the white White ranger becomes the white Black ranger. In that case the Blue ranger becomes a ninja along with the Red and Yellow rangers but the Blue ranger becomes female and the Yellow ranger is now male. At this point all the other rangers are somehow missing and/or unnecessary.

This would be complex considering they have less (wo)manpower and less people to control an exaggerated over the top junk robot. In which, they still suck bad with five (wo)men much less three (wo)men.

In the next season the Pink, White and Green ranger return but the White ranger is now female and from New Zealand. The Green ranger has also somehow become Australian. As of the new releases the Black ranger is back, the Yellow ranger's female again and the Pink ranger is now a genius.

Thus though they have shuffled people around along with their sexuality and races, they are back where they started except missing a white White ranger. This causes much confusion and fear among the general public kids who fear the rangers simply because they have only seen one other black person become white.


Scary thought huh? No one knows how long they can continue this but the Power Rangers are terrorists. Every time you watch their show this is what they do behind the scenes.

They always need a big gun. What ever for?

This is their target.

Yes, they kill kittens.

I've got proof of the aftermath.

This is the end of what happened to that kitten.

In short, this brings me back to my point, don't fuck with the Power Rangers. Fucking terrorists.